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Sophia Vergara 2012 GOP Presidential Candidate, Sophia Vergara, Vida Guerra, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosia, Ana Beatriz Barros, Eugenia Silva, Elsa Benítez

Jay Leno Campaign Manager

The late night host to lead Sofia Vergara bid to win the 2012 Presidential Election

Jay Leno says, “I’m fully committed to assisting Sofia Vergara win the 2012 Presidential election as her Campaign Manger.”  Sophia offers America the best opportunity to move forward in a positive direction during the next four years and beyond the intermediate future.  Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will be Sofia Vergara’s campaign finance manager. The financial goal for the 2012 campaign in $250.0M, which ensure enough print, web, television, and radio coverage.

Jay has never been much of a conservative, but Sofia’s Presidential Cabinet members seem to have won him over.  All of Sofia’s appointees will be Latin American models - Most of which have been in Victoria Secret and Sports Illustrated editions.  Jay said that Sophia has extensive international experience and she should be a great negotiator. 

Leno predicts that global terrorism against the United States will end immediately if Sophia wins 2012 election because Sophia comes equipped with “Weapons of Mass Destruction” and is not afraid to use them.